Dan Bern - Beautiful Trees(60 visits)

I'm as cranky as a bitch

All I wanna do is spit

Ain't nothing to eat after that feast

Been gettin' laid regular at least

And I don't wanna hurt you

So stay out of my way today

Every twenty eight days women bleed

Unless they get too much of your seed

But men gotta flush themselves out, too

But it's always sexual when they do

You women

You just stick some pad inside

Men gotta practically fall in fucking love

Beautiful trees

Beautiful trees

Beautiful trees

Beautiful trees

Let's not beat around the bush that's bad luck

I asked you in 'cause I wanna fuck

I asked you out 'cause I was hungry

But now I'm basically just tired

You don't have to leave

You can stay here

After all, this is still a love song

Beautiful trees

Beautiful trees

Beautiful trees

Beautiful trees













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