Jonathan Coulton - Baby Got Back(116 visits)

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
You notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, babe I wanna get with ya
And take your pretty pictcure
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rub on smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancing
The hell with romancing
She's Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah), Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back

I like 'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And wow, double up, wow-wow
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys
I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Jonny C's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock kneed bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna UH
Til' the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So Ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around and
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back

Actually when, when it comes to females
Cosmo does not have very much to do at all with my selection
I mean, 36-24-36...
Maybe if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you have got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and they leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin 'bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sister I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had a game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em

So ladies (yeah) if your butt is round (yeah)
And you wanna triple X Throw down (yeah)
Dial 1-900-JONNYC and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back













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